Hahhahah
I Fairdikum enjoyed that mate.
Strewth what a list.
See there fairdinkum true blue ozzi words cobber
Straight from the horse's mouth.
Stone the crow's You went & made
Maverick
The Wonder From Down Under
Gees you come the Raw Prawn with that one mate.
Pigs arse....I could have lived with.
Victor you do realise that once Maverick sees that he is "the Wonder From down Under" they will have to make the doors at the Melbourne Casino a lot wider so He can get his bloody big head though them...lol
Lanky
Lohnro- 08-13-2007
Beaut list Victor.
Hey Lanky....must be your shout!! lol
Lanky- 08-13-2007
Pigs arse it is.
Its Either Yours Or Mav,s
I have this terrible feeling that Mav,s arms are too short for his pockets to shout...lol
I will bet you a Zack that when Mav sees that he is now the.
Wonder from Down Under
That He thinks he got that Stud job....LMAO
Come to think of it that might be a bloody good idea.
We could put a sign up outside the Melbourne casino
Reading.
For Sevice form a straight line here. Dogstyle,Hostile Every Style Catered For.
I could Stack them as Quick as he could Whack them.And if he falters in anyway we could bring you in as the standby stallion.
We know that your equipment works just fine with the new baby & all.
Then we can get get Victor,Sam, cps10 & the rest of the family here to bet the money that u2 make
on the roulette inside the Casino.
We will fly them out here in no time as my Wife is a Test Pilot for a Broom factory.
We will all be rich by the end of the night.
The only problem I see is that we may have to lower the $25.000 service fee just a Tad.
There you go Lankys Grand Plan For The Forum & I bet you all thought I was just an Idiot that knew nuttin.
Lanky
Maverick- 08-13-2007
Hey Guys,
I'm speechless. "Wonder from Down Under" ..... makes me sound like Kostya Tszyu or Johnny Famechon. I haven't had so much kudos heeped on me since I strolled around the Melbourne beaches in my explosives development days wearing my "Best Bang in Town" t-shirt and feeling like I was God's gift to the "sheilas" ... hung like a horse, able to lick both my eyebrows and breathe through my ears.
Alas .... I feel not worthy of this mantle ... but if necessary, I shall carry it with pride. Ahhh ... a legend in my own lifetime. Amazing. Thanks Victor.
And such an immense additional vocabulary we Aussies need .... strine/ockerisms/Aussie slang ... the vernacular ..... and I had the cheek to knock poor old Gamlet.
And old Samster gets a mention in the list, too, though it may not be to his liking ... "hang lose/loose/luce" ...err, just let 'em hang ... ain't nothing derogatory about the term "septic" .... just happens to be that "Aussie rhyming slang" came up with "septic tank" that rhymes with "yank".
Sam, you old 'Ozark Mountain daredevil', you ... ain't nuttin' to be alarmed about, ye hear. Now don't y'all go git yer knickers all twisted up, now, coz it ain't aimed personal at ye, ya know ... no it ain't. I know, I know .... damn Yankees done gave y'all and the Injuns a black eye back in the war and back then y'all were Confederates, not damn Yankees ... but we Aussies ain't got nuthing to rhyme with "Confederates", so's "Septics" is gunna have to do, y'hear.
Sorry, Samster .... got carried away,mate ... we know how great Oaklahoma is, really .... we saw how happy you folks are in the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical, and we always sing along to the contagious "feel good" vibe of Gene Pitney's "24 hours from Tulsa" and Glen Campbell’s “Witchita Linesman” and we all know it’s the hub of America, Route 66, Apalachean trail and all, and that John Steinbeck got it all wrong stereotyping the Okies the way he did. So once again, apologies, and you're not on your "Pat Malone" when it comes to copping some light hearted stirring.
Well that only leaves Lanky to address ... but be spared this time Tiger, because I hear "Kenny" is looking for a side kick in his "Kenny 2" movie, and I just reckon you're the ants pants, my friend. ROFFLMAO (ROFLMAO + the "F" word thrown in for "emphasis" ... or is that "em-pharsis"?).
Cheers for now,
A most humbled Maverick.
Lanky- 08-14-2007
Mav
Pretty Impressive resume you have there cobber.
Your such a shy little bugger too.
Bloody hell I read all that with breathless expectation,but ooh no not one bloody word about you shouting a drink for the 2 LLs (Lohnro & Lanky)
Still you have improved somewhat from your
Wombat days(eating rooting & leaving)
I will stick up for you here mate I reckon you still do a lot of eating ...LMAO
Good on ya mate
Lanky
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